While my friends work their way towards becoming functional members of society, real career paths included, I continue accumulating experience in douchebag analysis, tallying up those 10,000 hours to become an expert. Unless you have a crazy Ukrainian mother who taught you the tricks of the tradeof nursery rhymes, most of the following techniques will feel bizarre, offensive, in fact, borderline inhumane. Your interest and engagement levels should swing like the Kingda Ka roller coaster ride, mounting at expedited speed and then crashing with no precursory warning. Men like beings scared, because they like boundaries. Throw in a curveball by having a friend post a picture of you having fun in the process, to really get his blood boiling! Yup, the technique you had retired in high school is now back and ready for business! Unless you have the sex skill set of Sasha Gray, he is most likely to then declare himself the winner of the Dbag Race and disappear from the horizon like an ice pop melting in the sun. You could also save your energy, find a nice guy, throw all these techniques out the window and live a happy, mentally stable life of a non-masochist.
The beautiful couple deserves a glance, where we will also be seeing their current relationship. They have then begun to add their love and multiply their happiness to guide their relationship to perfection.
The beautiful blonde actress celebrated her 21st birthday at a dinner night with family and friends at Esterel Restaurant in Los Angeles on March 5 last year.
Caption: Veronica and her bae indulged in a kiss at a dinner on March 5, 2016.
Veronica, now 22 years old, also spent holidays together with her beau on the beautiful island of Hawaii last year in December.
If you feel like being the Robin Hood of females, bravo, but be aware that real douchebags do not change their spot and the entire experience will be but a quick entertainment fix and practice for future husband taming. Crush his ego, his self-esteem, his sense of self, diminishing him to the most raw and vulnerable of human forms, which you then stomp on with with your Gianvito Rossis.